Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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