we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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