And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
sex in a hospital.. check
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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