Christians are straight up FREAKS
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
If that was your dad, he is hot
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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