In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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