why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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