White coat. Heels.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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