I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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