She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The air was thick with penises
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Do you have feelings for this penis?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
The ass gains better be worth it
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