If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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