so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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