your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My sheets look like a crime scene.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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