and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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