Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We are all done wearing pants today
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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