wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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