After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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