Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Less talking, more tequila
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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