Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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