Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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