Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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