Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm at about main and main street
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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