I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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