I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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