They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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