I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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