Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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