you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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