Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
they need to just BURY HIM!
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Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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