my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
accomplished twins. life is a go
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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