keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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