Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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