People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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