Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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