you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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