Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
