whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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