Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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