Porn is love you can see.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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