Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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