For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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