It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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