That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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