i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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