I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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