I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
This is my gift to your gina
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks