Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure