Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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