If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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