She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She announced her abortion via fbk
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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