Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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