I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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