just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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