It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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